I'd like you to know that I am in fact, still here. The peeping, pooping, little balls of feathers seem to be getting all the love. I understand that you built me an exit ramp, but let's be honest - that was just to test the ramp construction for the precious "babies". The new roofing on my hutch - leftovers from the construction of the chicken mansion. And, the expanded lot? Am I really going to be sharing my space with pecking poultry?
Yes, I did escape this weekend. I'm a guy, it's spring and there was a hole in the fence gate that you forgot to cover. There are LADIES in those woods - rabbits gone wild ladies! You caught up with me, so no harm no foul, right?
As the most low maintenance pet that you own, I would just like to remind you of my awesome. I'm cute and fluffy. I will sit your laps and let those crazy kids pretty much do whatever they want to me. I can be left to my own devices for days at a time with just a bit of food and water. My favorite treat is free vegetation out of the yard. I am absolutely PRECIOUS when I clean my ears and nose. And, I play well with others including that one dog who looks like he wants to eat me most of the time. Did I mention that I was fluffy?
In conclusion, throw some of that attention towards the hutch. I need some press to. I'm not just coming up to the lady who feeds me to check out her orange toenails.